I just put on my tophat because i just felt so fucking classy
this is a great post
This post is so dapper.
I feel so dapper.
I feel so relaxed
i don’t usually reblog shit like this but gah i feel amazing
The amount of times I’ve done this is slightly unnerving
how can you not reblog this
ur so bad Marshall, ur so bad
my grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing i have ever seen
Yes… want… please…
I’m really craving your affection..
Love cuddling on the couch like this with him
can i have this
probably one of my favourite things because you can kiss really slowly while he holds your head. though it does hurt to bend over like that..
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.
I beg to differ.
do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them
all the time
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is straight up brilliant.