How to be classy in three easy steps:

thegirlwholovedcake:

fortune—teller:

jettnewt:

thewanderingtrainer:

samwasalmostthegirlonfire:

attercopman:

themetalgentleman:

mortson:

di0medes:

bambi-bird:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

I just put on my tophat because i just felt so fucking classy

this is a great post

This post is so dapper.

I feel so dapper.

I feel so relaxed

i don’t usually reblog shit like this but gah i feel amazing

The amount of times I’ve done this is slightly unnerving

how can you not reblog this

melspontaneus:

ur so bad Marshall, ur so bad

3 days agovia   hide-and-seek-in-the-tardis ©melspontaneus✫ 36,749 notes

hula-hope:

my grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing i have ever seen

4 days agovia   timelordparadise ©hula-hope✫ 299,312 notes

reqrets:

amethysvexx:

fiore86:

kissyoualloverandoveragain:

Yes… want… please…

I’m really craving your affection..

Love cuddling on the couch like this with him

can i have this 

probably one of my favourite things because you can kiss really slowly while he holds your head. though it does hurt to bend over like that..

4 days agovia   stay-strong-you-can-make-it ©justhisgirl✫ 24,906 notes

ilymorgannn:

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

^^^

5 days agovia   barrett-the-babe ©captawesomesauce✫ 94,679 notes

niall-wh0rean:

so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.

I beg to differ.

5 days agovia   barrett-the-babe ©handycapncrunch✫ 109,419 notes

When your friend gets insulted, and the best you can come up with is

5 days agovia   fake-mermaid ©umbreonly✫ 183,605 notes

googlechrome:

internetexplorers:

do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them

all the time

5 days agovia   freudian-slipsss ©internetexplorers✫ 196,518 notes

lexet:

scary-canary:

3lppin:

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. 

This is straight up brilliant.

5 days agovia   sleepalldayandfangirlallnight ©uniqenassir✫ 138,349 notes

neiru2013:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

5 days agovia   piecesin-toplace ©neiru2013✫ 108,378 notes